| THUNDER WEB - by Tanner | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Destruction of Shack Inevitable, Sources Say | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Sources deep undercover within the Shack have indicated that a complete and total destruction of the Shack is inevitable. This historic landmarks which has been home to current Washington powerbrokers including Ryan "Bring on the Beef" Shaw, and Nathan "I ride my dog to work" Daschle. Sources have also indicated that a man, simply known as Vega$, has threatened to burn the Shack to the ground. Vega$ apparently also has sworn vegenance on McMann Thunder, and hopes to drag his body up and down the streets of Quesada. The FBI, CIA, and AARP have investigations pending. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Man born with chicken on his head | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Arlington, Vietnam Scientist has discovered that a man, who for years has been in hiding, was born with a chicken on his head. "Well, it was hard growing up, all the kids were out playing and I went to work for Purdue Chicken as a consultant on chicken behavior, needless to say, I did not have much of a childhood" The chicken, which is still fused to the man's head died in 1997, yet it remains attached. "It was a little sad a first, when Clucky died, I was overcome with emotion. Then I stuck my head in a deep fryer and had some home made KFC. It was good." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Shaw's twin brother found in local zoo | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ryan Shaw's long search is over. For years he | seached for his long lost twin brother, only to find him at the National Zoo. Shaw, who has been a member of FONZ for 15 years, received the latest issue of the National Zoo Magazine and was shocked to find his splitting image on the cover. Shaw's brother brother, KOKO, has been in captivity for the last 15 years. Needless to shaw, Mr. Shaw is extremely happy.
|
Favorite Links
|
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||
